Fail.

Don't trust a ride where they leave the fucking keys to the controls out in the open...

Lytham.

Almost as boring as these pictures.

Love Poem.

It's not what you want. It's who you want.

The little things are the big things.

Oh Jo.

Moira Stewart.

Lost found and stolen

Who are you two?

Sunshine

The Infamous Canal Street Slag List.

The source of this list is unknown and is merely based on speculation, not fact. But well done girls you've done a grand job .

It's not just you.

Treat Yourself

Unfortunate Cookie

Seriously? Is this what I have to look forward to? I don't even own a phone.

Newsflash.

Lost.

Lost, Found and stolen

Taxi firm. Manchester.

Jackie Chan

'Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening. '

Buy me this please.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360266355054&var=630002097537&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

Ants Have Sex in Your Beer.

'I have sampled the voice of Charles Manson and I have used it to make a dance record. The record is good and I am very proud of it.'

Placebo vs Atticus

Fit.

http://www.atticusblack.com/shop/t-shirts/placebo.html

Photobooth. Berlin.

Me And You And Everyone We Know

'I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it.'